A REAL princess backs me up

For all of those who grew up imagining high adventure in the days of kings and queens, I have a fantastic story. In those gallant stories of old, brave knights would sacrifice life and limb to rescue the helpless maiden from certain death at the hand of the cold-blooded villain.

Same story here, but there’s just a little good old-fashioned Shakespearean role confusion.

A REAL princess (I know because it says so on youtube!) has come to help save the day and rescue the helpless slaves of the world from the criminal masterminds of human trafficking. Her love knows no bounds and can only be matched by the deep river of sacrifice she is pouring into her efforts to change the world.

Ladies and Gentlemen I give you my fair princess:

(On your knees - all you loyal subjects!)